I’ve been resisting the temptation of getting a Mac for as long as I can remember. This is primarily because for all that’s been said about macs and their touted simplicity and superior architecture, I still saw them as clunky, awkward computers only pretentious art fags with small penises would use.
I am not really sure [...]
I’ll keep this short. I am not one to throw around apologies much–mainly because, most of the time, I act like an extra large bag of douche and I am prone, especially as far as blogging would go, to terrible slips in etiquette and exercising discretion.
I usually do NOT care about what other people would [...]
For those of you who care to know, yours truly is a TESDA-accredited professional as far as sending drunken text messages/emails and making drunken phone calls to my long list of ex girlfriends and women who, in my opinion, wronged me one way or another is concerned.
And since, admittedly, I have a drinking problem and [...]
I was going around my Twitter followers list looking to add some interesting users I might have skipped. This particular one caught my attention:
Come on guys, just because I get aroused at funerals and cannot sustain an erection when having sex unless I hear the sweet muffled screams of the innocent doesn’t make me the [...]
Last night, I had an open clash with my hereditary insomnia and it fucking pwned me. Big time. Now, my bouts of insomnia are nothing new to me but they’re usually nothing a couple of tablets of benzodiazepines cannot fix.
Such was not the case last night. I went home after a productive day at the [...]
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