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The picking up women series: Self Confidence

Posted on May 24, 2007 
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A lot has been written about picking up women within the annals of this great blog. Adam Mordo’s seminal works discussing basic methodology as well as technique are definite must reads for every internet nerd/budding date-rapist.

Seeing that the words contained in my colleague’s aforementioned articles are nothing short of gospel and are beyond the contention lesser men(i.e. Bim and Steel), I am going to write something that wouldn’t even attempt to expound on his principles, but rather something that would act as a mere supplement to them.
Bim and his biceps
Bim, the most confident man on the Planet
Today, dear reader, I am going to talk about something called Confidence. See, before you can put the knowledge you have gained from Adam’s articles to use and start banging women left and right and throwing money for cab fare at them after you violate their vajayjays, you must first inflate your self confidence to extravagantly humorous proportions while, at the same time, paring whatever respect you have left towards women to a virtual non-existence and until such a time that you see women as nothing more than empty, rusting sardine cans. Sardine cans you can put your birds and ejaculate in.

Remember that for the most part, confidence is about mental conditioning. I have prepared three tenets for you to take to heart and internalize. Once you do, you are ready to be cozen with yourself and make yourself believe that you are actually worth a woman’s time of day.

Tenet One: Women are made for sex and nothing else

When God created Man, he pulled out one of Adam’s ribs, shaped it into a coke bottle, put it in some sort of divine oven and ordered Adam to violate his creation which he named “Eve” in every way possible.

What does this mean? This means that since man was created first, we are pretty much fucking masters of the universe. Also, women actually owe their existence to men despite all the bullshit Paulo Coelho’s feeding us about Feminine Divinity or what not.

Simply put, women OWE US BIG TIME and since they were pretty much put on this earth for the sole purpose of being sexed, we can pretty much demand sex whenever we want. Because really, any woman who refuses to obey any man’s command will burn in hell.

Tenet two: Even if you’re ugly as sin, women WILL have sex with you

Contrary to popular belief, women are more attracted to confidence than they are with physically aesthetics. Don’t fret if you look nothing like a Greek God, as long as you exude an air of excessive satisfaction, women WILL put your bird in their mouths. In fact, you can further reinforce this by keeping yourself to the fringes of what is socially “presentable.”

Showing up on a date wearing nothing but a tattered shirt and rocking the night out with your cock out will have your date swoon in no time. It also helps if your pubes are messy as this proves that you are just too fucking confident to care about some trivial thing called “hygiene.”

Tenet three: Women are EASY

Men tend to think that women are like harps: Beautiful, elegant and difficult to play without sufficient experience. This couldn’t be farther from the truth. In fact, quite the opposite, women are just like those torotots your uncle Oscar buys you on New Years Eve: You simply blow on one end and an annoying sound comes out of the other!

Women simply consist of two main parts: The Face and The Vagina. The face part contains the organs which allow her to be awed by your confidence and the vagina is where you insert your bird after you awe her enough!


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