Pinakamalibog na Filipino? Me? Srsly?

I was going around my Twitter followers list looking to add some interesting users I might have skipped. This particular one caught my attention:

Come on guys, just because I get aroused at funerals and cannot sustain an erection when having sex unless I hear the sweet muffled screams of the innocent doesn’t make me the horniest person in the country. Different or sexually deviant maybe, but horniest in the Philippines? Come on.

And please, if you really have to slap labels on me other than my rightful “Rising Internet Star” title, at least make the distinction a little more prestigious–Something like “horniest guy in the Philippines who’s MOST likely to sexually assault Jessica Alba or Lolit Solis“.

Come on, this is not hard people.

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