A lot has been written about picking up women within the annals of this great blog. Adam Mordo’s seminal works discussing basic methodology as well as technique are definite must reads for every internet nerd/budding date-rapist. Seeing that the words contained in my colleague’s aforementioned articles are nothing short of gospel and are beyond the [...]
After getting shitfaced Saturday and ending up in a hotel room naked with my quasi-girlfriend Helga (whom, if I remember correctly, was very limber while I was, if I remember correctly, very flaccid), and waking up inside my parked, unlocked car somewhere in Katipunan Sunday Morning after Helga and her friends tried to poison me [...]
Thursday. Marc, Riz, I and my company’s other department heads went to Shangri-La Makati’s Shang Place to have dinner with our company’s CEO and the COO. Now a couple of things you should know about me: First, I don’t like fine dining and second I don’t like fine dining in a restaurant situated inside a [...]
There are a few things I can consider myself to be definitively good at: Yeah sure I am good at alienating my friends by playing with my scrotum in front of them and sure I am good at getting free sex from young girls suffering from Down Syndrome; but if there’s anything in the world [...]
I think I mentioned this in passing on my last post, but in case you don’t remember, it was my dad’s birthday last Sunday. I know I said I only got my dad a parrot-shaped lighter that makes bird sounds and lights up, but seeing that my friends, after reading my post, talked to and [...]
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