Personal Branding shit
I’ve been working closely with Marco the site guy, one of the country’s most acclaimed web designers (By ‘most acclaimed’ I actually mean ’someone who does nothing all day but smoke pot and ramble about how the government is screwing all of us), in conceptualizing and implementing a new logo to be used for this site as well as in my business cards and pretty much all my marketing collaterals.
After paying him a handsome amount of money(Lie. I gave him nothing but a small rotting piece of fruit and a high five), he came up with these studies:


Notice that the logo’s cursive? Cursive font give it that extra fluidity which alludes to your feminine side. It paints a perfect picture of you if I may say so myself. Note that I also used lowercase letters. I mean come on, is there a better representation of your manhood than these short, fat letters?
Asshole. Anyway, the final logo applied to the awesome vertigo layout by Brian Gardner looks like this:

What do you guys think? Please tell me I’m not the only one who thinks it sucks.

’sucks mikey. so gay.
HAHAHAH Take THAT Marco!
I like it!
And of course, love, yours is the only opinion that matters.
fuck you! all for free? eh?
wapiishhhh!!
Cool designs.
“Cool?” Where the fuck are you from? The 90’s? It’s RAD!
plus you got that bright sun shiny effect going on
Mikey wanted me to put a velvet boa around the logo. Watta ghei.
Um, why green?
um ANIMO!
Fab!;)
GEIIIII!!!!!!!!!
it’s so groovy. i don’t know what my boifriend is thinking. i like it i guess.
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