12 June 2007 ~ 17 Comments

Personal Branding shit

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I’ve been working closely with Marco the site guy, one of the country’s most acclaimed web designers (By ‘most acclaimed’ I actually mean ’someone who does nothing all day but smoke pot and ramble about how the government is screwing all of us), in conceptualizing and implementing a new logo to be used for this site as well as in my business cards and pretty much all my marketing collaterals.

After paying him a handsome amount of money(Lie. I gave him nothing but a small rotting piece of fruit and a high five), he came up with these studies:


After a heated debate on which color we should use on the final iteration, Marco and I got into a fist fight and came up with this:

When I asked him what the fuck the logo means he said:

Notice that the logo’s cursive? Cursive font give it that extra fluidity which alludes to your feminine side. It paints a perfect picture of you if I may say so myself. Note that I also used lowercase letters. I mean come on, is there a better representation of your manhood than these short, fat letters?

Asshole. Anyway, the final logo applied to the awesome vertigo layout by Brian Gardner looks like this:


What do you guys think? Please tell me I’m not the only one who thinks it sucks.

17 Responses to “Personal Branding shit”

  1. Riz 13 June 2007 at 12:33 am Permalink

    ’sucks mikey. so gay.

  2. Mikey 13 June 2007 at 12:35 am Permalink

    HAHAHAH Take THAT Marco!

  3. Maffy 13 June 2007 at 4:20 am Permalink

    I like it!

  4. Mikey 13 June 2007 at 9:23 am Permalink

    And of course, love, yours is the only opinion that matters. ;)

  5. jolo 13 June 2007 at 9:57 am Permalink

    fuck you! all for free? eh?

  6. Marco, the site guy 13 June 2007 at 11:49 am Permalink

    wapiishhhh!!

  7. Jayvee 13 June 2007 at 6:07 pm Permalink

    Cool designs.

  8. Mikey 13 June 2007 at 8:09 pm Permalink

    “Cool?” Where the fuck are you from? The 90’s? It’s RAD!

  9. paolomendoza 13 June 2007 at 8:33 pm Permalink

    plus you got that bright sun shiny effect going on

  10. Marco, the site guy 13 June 2007 at 9:43 pm Permalink

    Mikey wanted me to put a velvet boa around the logo. Watta ghei.

  11. Ade 13 June 2007 at 9:56 pm Permalink

    Um, why green?

  12. Mikey 13 June 2007 at 10:26 pm Permalink

    um ANIMO!

  13. Ryan 13 June 2007 at 11:10 pm Permalink

    Fab!;)

  14. lyn 14 June 2007 at 1:33 am Permalink

    GEIIIII!!!!!!!!!

  15. Liz 15 June 2007 at 2:45 am Permalink

    it’s so groovy. i don’t know what my boifriend is thinking. i like it i guess.

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