Comments on: My friend Jay and the greatest conversation opener in history http://www.mikevillar.com/2007/06/19/my-friend-jay-and-the-greatest-conversation-opener-in-history/ Washed-up Internet Star Wed, 08 Feb 2012 21:53:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: Damned American http://www.mikevillar.com/2007/06/19/my-friend-jay-and-the-greatest-conversation-opener-in-history/comment-page-1/#comment-252 Damned American Thu, 21 Jun 2007 14:11:45 +0000 http://www.mikevillar.com/2007/06/19/my-friend-jay-and-the-greatest-conversation-opener-in-history/#comment-252 Mike, Thank you for making me realize that there is someone out there who is far more miserable than me. You are a God of all that is unholy, excessive, and depraved in this world, and wonderfully fucking funny at it as well. Keep up the bad work for as long as you can, which based on your lifestyle may be until I leave this perpetually hot, crotch rotting jungle land that is the Philippines. Returning to once again put diaper rash ointment on my all to friggen painful nether regions and wishing I was once again in a place far drier than this freaking sauna of a land. Mike,

Thank you for making me realize that there is someone out there who is far more miserable than me.

You are a God of all that is unholy, excessive, and depraved in this world, and wonderfully fucking funny at it as well.

Keep up the bad work for as long as you can, which based on your lifestyle may be until I leave this perpetually hot, crotch rotting jungle land that is the Philippines.

Returning to once again put diaper rash ointment on my all to friggen painful nether regions and wishing I was once again in a place far drier than this freaking sauna of a land.

]]> By: Ade http://www.mikevillar.com/2007/06/19/my-friend-jay-and-the-greatest-conversation-opener-in-history/comment-page-1/#comment-244 Ade Thu, 21 Jun 2007 03:44:09 +0000 http://www.mikevillar.com/2007/06/19/my-friend-jay-and-the-greatest-conversation-opener-in-history/#comment-244 Dude, I think he got his brand of smoothness from you. Dude, I think he got his brand of smoothness from you.

]]> By: Mikey http://www.mikevillar.com/2007/06/19/my-friend-jay-and-the-greatest-conversation-opener-in-history/comment-page-1/#comment-243 Mikey Thu, 21 Jun 2007 03:26:51 +0000 http://www.mikevillar.com/2007/06/19/my-friend-jay-and-the-greatest-conversation-opener-in-history/#comment-243 You guys are totally missing the point! The point is the Hash Browns over at mickey d's katipunan taste like shit! You guys are totally missing the point! The point is the Hash Browns over at mickey d’s katipunan taste like shit!

]]> By: Mia http://www.mikevillar.com/2007/06/19/my-friend-jay-and-the-greatest-conversation-opener-in-history/comment-page-1/#comment-242 Mia Thu, 21 Jun 2007 00:37:42 +0000 http://www.mikevillar.com/2007/06/19/my-friend-jay-and-the-greatest-conversation-opener-in-history/#comment-242 wow jay is getting sexed na nowadays pala! whats the world coming to wow jay is getting sexed na nowadays pala! whats the world coming to

]]> By: Jemerine http://www.mikevillar.com/2007/06/19/my-friend-jay-and-the-greatest-conversation-opener-in-history/comment-page-1/#comment-241 Jemerine Thu, 21 Jun 2007 00:18:30 +0000 http://www.mikevillar.com/2007/06/19/my-friend-jay-and-the-greatest-conversation-opener-in-history/#comment-241 you and your friends are really classy! you and your friends are really classy!

]]> By: Mikey http://www.mikevillar.com/2007/06/19/my-friend-jay-and-the-greatest-conversation-opener-in-history/comment-page-1/#comment-238 Mikey Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:03:35 +0000 http://www.mikevillar.com/2007/06/19/my-friend-jay-and-the-greatest-conversation-opener-in-history/#comment-238 Hey! What are you doing talking about my bird for?! Also, please don't stop being my friend! I have like 8 friends left and I can't afford to lose more. :( Hey! What are you doing talking about my bird for?!

Also, please don’t stop being my friend! I have like 8 friends left and I can’t afford to lose more. :(

]]> By: Riz http://www.mikevillar.com/2007/06/19/my-friend-jay-and-the-greatest-conversation-opener-in-history/comment-page-1/#comment-237 Riz Wed, 20 Jun 2007 08:11:54 +0000 http://www.mikevillar.com/2007/06/19/my-friend-jay-and-the-greatest-conversation-opener-in-history/#comment-237 If anything else, Mikey, you're a true friend. And what do they say about the same birds? (No, pun NOT intended) They flock together. :P Says a lot about what kind of friend you are. Haha. Grrr. I dont want to be your friend anymore. If anything else, Mikey, you’re a true friend.

And what do they say about the same birds? (No, pun NOT intended) They flock together. :P Says a lot about what kind of friend you are.

Haha.

Grrr. I dont want to be your friend anymore.

]]> By: Mikey http://www.mikevillar.com/2007/06/19/my-friend-jay-and-the-greatest-conversation-opener-in-history/comment-page-1/#comment-236 Mikey Wed, 20 Jun 2007 07:26:05 +0000 http://www.mikevillar.com/2007/06/19/my-friend-jay-and-the-greatest-conversation-opener-in-history/#comment-236 Actually it's "ended up sleeping in some girl he met in a bar the night before’s apartment" Also screw grammar and screw you grammar nazi. "Correct grammar is for lepers" -Hall and Oates, 1988 Actually it’s “ended up sleeping in some girl he met in a bar the night before’s apartment”

Also screw grammar and screw you grammar nazi.

“Correct grammar is for lepers”
-Hall and Oates, 1988

]]> By: Pau http://www.mikevillar.com/2007/06/19/my-friend-jay-and-the-greatest-conversation-opener-in-history/comment-page-1/#comment-235 Pau Wed, 20 Jun 2007 06:58:46 +0000 http://www.mikevillar.com/2007/06/19/my-friend-jay-and-the-greatest-conversation-opener-in-history/#comment-235 "apparently ended up sleeping in some girl" I want to do that too. Also, our grammar Gods in the forum say it's bad to say "with regards to." Tsk Tsk. What a probinsiyano! “apparently ended up sleeping in some girl”

I want to do that too.

Also, our grammar Gods in the forum say it’s bad to say “with regards to.” Tsk Tsk. What a probinsiyano!

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