A little something for everyone who got a new iPhone this iDay!
With every other A-lister raving about the iPhone, I can’t help but feel happy for everyone who got themselves a unit. I mean come on, these people deserve some credit as they went through hell, with some even camping out Apple stores days before launch, just to be one of the first to own Apple’s newest, much anticipated product.
So here’s a little something for all of you lucky, proud new owners of an iPhone:

Seriously.

I thought you’ve pledged your allegiance to Steve Jobs and his acolytes the moment you got your MacBook?
Too bad Iphones won’t reach us till next year!
Hi Mike,
long time reader first time commenter here was referred by Mia and I must say that youre one of the most refreshing and funniest reads ive ever come across! Keep it up dude!
EXACTLY! It’s a CELLPHONE! How stupid is cueing outside a store for hours to get a unit when you can get it a day later and NOT fall in line!
These people are fucking Idiots!
The price will drop by 20% within a year and by the time the morons pay off the bill on their credit cards they will have paid 200% of its actual value.
Mike keep charging on those credit cards. Every dime you spend helps subsidize my extravagant lifestyle. I will think of you and every other chump who is making me richer when I go Skiing this winter in Utah.