There’s this semi-attractive chick who works in another department at work who, when I run into her in the office, looks at me with such terror and lack of respect accompanied by an air of intense dislike that I can pretty much safely assume that she reads this blog. Either that or I look like [...]
Congratulations! You and your iCat™ are Made For Each Other I would like to be the first to congratulate you on becoming the new proud owner of an Apple iCat™ unit! With proper care, your iPet can provide you decades upon decades of amusement and companionship–all with less financial drain and emotional investment than its [...]
Surprisingly enough, the start of my week was relatively subdued. I, however would be derelict as a rising internet celebrity if I didn’t throw in this little gem for you. This morning, I met up with my buddy Jay who got so fucked up the night before that he couldn’t make his way home to [...]
Last weekend was, quite possibly, the most uncomfortable days of my life. This is primarily because of the usurious heat that has taken hold of Metro Manila lately. I actually think that these have got to be the hottest days I’ve experienced in the city. I do not have any empirical data to back this [...]
Hello, Even though we have spoken many a time before and you get to see me at least 3 times a week, it has come to my attention that we haven’t been properly introduced. I am Mike Villar, Rising Internet Star, and I want to make lots of babies with you. You probably only know [...]
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