Am I the only one who finds the media’s predilection for depicting itself as a victim worryingly funny? Now, because every blogger in the country and their pet cats, in a quasi-journalistic fashion, are writing about yesterday’s hubbub involving a former navy lieutenant with funny hair, I’m pretty sure you have an idea of what [...]
This morning, I received word that I will be in a meeting with my company’s C-level management unit and some of the country’s best Internet marketing minds. To say that I am a little ill-prepared for this meeting is like saying that I am only a “little overweight” or I “only burned down my aunt’s [...]
The way I strain my myself by intrusively and troublingly thinking about marriage is well documented in this blog. I also wrote about my long-standing grudge with God, how I am disgusted at the thought of having kids one day and how he’d probably be a big power-tripping douchebag and probably give me five of [...]
In about a week’s time, my girlfriend is celebrating her birthday. Since I am a successful, elegant urban professional, I have taken it upon myself to assemble the most romantic, most expensive gift I could ever hope to conceive: THE MIX TAPE…OF LOVE! (Yes, I know. Shut up.) The problem with this idea, as is [...]
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