GarageBand Tuesday: Cats in the Cradle
In this episode of GarageBand Tuesday:
- Our favorite Internet Star hangs out with his friends over two cases of Red Horse.
- He looks in the mirror and realizes that, so far, he has lived a life where he is considered by everyone he meets to be in the lower 10th percentile of attractiveness.
- He gets extremely emo, whips out his guitar and came up with the monstrosity below.

*magic magic magic* LOL
I would’ve never predicted in a million years that your singing voice would sound this blue grass-y. And I hear a bit of Mon Castro too. hehehe
great voice! ;p
I AM TOUCHED. BY YOUR SARCASM!
I’ll say it again (with diminished comedic effect)…
DYNAMITE FISHING!
lol galing magpalusot! you should really try to memorize lyrics better!
Oo nga, Mike. Nagpapalusot ka pa. Wala ka pala eh.
lol oo nga supot ka pala eh
Close tayo?
honey, you’re effiking fugly and fat. you’re even sweating mayonnaise already! im surprised you can even look at yourself in the mirror. your face and fatness is ABSOULUTELY horrible. why even madam auring looks better than you. eww.