Oh come on people!
I just hate it when people ask me retarded-ass questions like “Are you really a Rising Internet Star?”
Okay, did you honestly think that you are the only person who reads this blog? Did you think I was lying when I write about how popular I am and how people regularly come up to me in public to say how they love reading my blog? Seriously, did you think I just got messed up one night, woke up hungover the next day with sisig tidbits stuck in my hair and said to myself: “Hey, I think I want to call myself The Rising Internet Star and publish lies over the Internet about how popular I am and how my blog gets 4,000 hits a day?” Of course not. I hope you’re not that deluded.
I mean please, I have two marriage proposals under my belt and I’ve received numerous fan mail as a blogger so you’ve got to give me more credit here.
But you know what I hate more? Instant Messages like this:

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