12 December 2007 ~ 7 Comments

Oh come on people!

Daily Failures

I just hate it when people ask me retarded-ass questions like “Are you really a Rising Internet Star?”

Okay, did you honestly think that you are the only person who reads this blog? Did you think I was lying when I write about how popular I am and how people regularly come up to me in public to say how they love reading my blog? Seriously, did you think I just got messed up one night, woke up hungover the next day with sisig tidbits stuck in my hair and said to myself: “Hey, I think I want to call myself The Rising Internet Star and publish lies over the Internet about how popular I am and how my blog gets 4,000 hits a day?” Of course not. I hope you’re not that deluded.

I mean please, I have two marriage proposals under my belt and I’ve received numerous fan mail as a blogger so you’ve got to give me more credit here.

But you know what I hate more? Instant Messages like this:


Come on! You can’t just log out after you propose to orally stimulate a guy’s birdie like that! That’s just plain cruel!(Unless you’re that Japanese tourist who paid me to give him a hand job from the back of his van in 2004 and you wanted to lure me in to exact painful revenge on me. Seriously dude, let it go. I’m really sorry that the hand job sucked. In my defense, it was the first time I’ve ever touched another man’s bird and I only did so because I needed to pay for my last semester of college. Besides, what did you expect for 70 pesos? Asshole.)

7 Responses to “Oh come on people!”

  1. Jemerine 12 December 2007 at 10:01 am Permalink

    hmmm “youre just all talks” lol

  2. liz 12 December 2007 at 4:53 pm Permalink

    hi mike, Mister I Look So Yummy On Stage.

    kay that makes me laught internally. but hi.

  3. liz 12 December 2007 at 4:53 pm Permalink

    that’s laugh. not laught.

  4. thegreatest 12 December 2007 at 7:16 pm Permalink

    what I’m wondering about is, how come comments are closed on the “open letter” entry?

  5. Mia 12 December 2007 at 8:49 pm Permalink

    pustahan tayo matanda rin yan! like that time that girl from australia asked you to fly over lol

  6. Anne 12 December 2007 at 11:40 pm Permalink

    Mike, what have you done to Mia to earn such hatred from her/him/it? Did your penis fail you yet again?

  7. Mikey 13 December 2007 at 5:41 am Permalink

    Well Mia is my batchmate in College–a time when my penis didn’t know the meaning of failure. Yet. Amirite Mia? ;)


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