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Fucking zit

Posted on December 23, 2007 
Filed Under Daily, Failures

I’ve always had relatively great skin. I mean it’s not super smooth or anything but I’ve never had pimple problems. The worst I had to deal with were a bad case of white heads which I pricked the shit out of leaving my cheeks badly pock marked.

Also, white heads are gummy and they taste a lot like butong pakwan. Just saying.

Anyway, as much as I want to be thankful for my skin, I’m not as I feel like this is the least God could’ve done for me after totally going crazy on me by making me fat, giving me a goofy face and all sorts of mild mental illnesses. It was as if Moses walked in on God going crazy on me, pulled him off of me and said “Dude, you need to take the chill pill! Nobody deserves to be that ugly, let’s at least give him relatively great skin!”

But when I get stressed, a ginormous pimple would periodically appear on the same spot on my forehead. And when I say ginormous I mean GINORMOUS; it’s like another person is growing out of my face. Seriously, the last time I got this zit, I could make out the contours of little legs sticking out of the mass.  Back in 1993, I could’ve sworn my zit said “Wake up ‘tard-face!” to me while I was sleeping.

Whatever. Right now, the pimple I have is just a small red rash but I know this is going to fucking erupt in like three hours. Just in time for my date with the girlfriend.

I have nothing else. Fuck me.


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15 Responses to “Fucking zit”

  1. kre8ive » Fucking zit on December 23rd, 2007 1:05 am

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  2. Steel on December 23rd, 2007 2:58 am

    Reminds me of my great granddad who died of FACE HERNIA. God bless his poor soul.

  3. noemi on December 23rd, 2007 8:43 am

    No worries. If it gets huge, Just visit your dermatologist and request for steroid injection on the pimple. In 24 hours, the pimple shrinks. It can cost from 150 to 300 pesos per shot.

  4. Mia on December 23rd, 2007 11:18 am

    what?! if you have ‘relatively great skin’then the moon must be as smooth as a babys butt!

  5. Jemerine on December 23rd, 2007 2:29 pm

    try mo rin ice it works for me -_-

  6. steffi on December 24th, 2007 1:04 am

    Maybe you should start naming the zit. =D It’s probably just vying for attention.

  7. Mikey on December 24th, 2007 6:23 am

    noemi: I can’t even afford a bottle of eskinol, so yes, 300 bucks for a pop of steroids is out of the question.

    Mia: Whurreverr

    Jemerine: That’s probably why you look like you do.

    Steffi: It already has a name: Greggy. Greggy Villar.

  8. Jemerine on December 25th, 2007 3:17 pm

    But I have soft skin

  9. Mikey on December 25th, 2007 4:50 pm

    And trust me, nobody cares.

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