Archive for December, 2007

Celebrities and Me: Maja Salvador

A couple of months ago I posted the first entry of a series where I intend to post detailed accounts of celebrity run-ins I’d have in an attempt to assert the “fame” I supposedly have. Now, you might be asking yourself: “What has this Mike Villar character been up to lately? Why, in the span [...]

Oh come on people!

I just hate it when people ask me retarded-ass questions like “Are you really a Rising Internet Star?” Okay, did you honestly think that you are the only person who reads this blog? Did you think I was lying when I write about how popular I am and how people regularly come up to me [...]

Muzak. Nostalgia. Sucktitude.

I’ve been in the band scene for as long as I can remember. Sure I was never serious about it because admittedly, I am not very good at what I do. I remember getting myself my first guitar, a fake Fender Stratocaster, when I was twelve and quickly learned how to play it. In High [...]

GarageBand Tuesday: Cats in the Cradle

In this episode of GarageBand Tuesday: Our favorite Internet Star hangs out with his friends over two cases of Red Horse. He looks in the mirror and realizes that, so far, he has lived a life where he is considered by everyone he meets to be in the lower 10th percentile of attractiveness. He gets [...]