Archive | March, 2008

28 March 2008 ~ 22 Comments

My Diet

I know dieting is so not me, but ever since I had some sort of heart attack scare several days ago, I got to thinking more about it and now, I could name a million and one reasons why I really should go on a diet.
Off the top of my head, I should go on [...]

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25 March 2008 ~ 16 Comments

How to avoid a bad case of Death

A common misconception about The Man Blog is that people think that a TMB editor’s writing repertoire is limited to writing articles replete with penis jokes and general curmudgeonry. Well, truth is, that cannot be any farther from the truth because at TMB, we’re all about social significance and churning out high-quality content that aims [...]

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18 March 2008 ~ 16 Comments

Guess what, I think I suffered a mild stroke las–HOLY SHIT THAT GUY WAS SHOT IN THE THROAT!

Yesterday was one of those days I had to render 14 hours to accommodate a client call I had to make. Naturally, because of the extended work hours I had to render, I was famished by the time the clock hit ten o’clock. Of course, I did what any normal, 26 year-old, overweight, highly-stressed yuppie [...]

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12 March 2008 ~ 19 Comments

My Future House. Also, Bankruptcy

I would like to make an announcement. It’s done. I have found and purchased a new condominium unit and ladies and gentlemen, after three years, Mike “Fucking” Villar is coming back to Pasig City.
So, Sari-sari stores you better hide your Emperadors and parents, you better make sure that you lock up your daughters at night [...]

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06 March 2008 ~ 12 Comments

Sexual Partners: The Magic Number

A friend recently asked me over beers if there’s a specific threshold that a woman needs to pass, in terms of the number of sexual partners she’s had, for me to say “woah there, there’s no chance in hell that you and I are going to work out!”
(Of course we all know this question, when [...]

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