Archive | June, 2008

29 June 2008 ~ 10 Comments

Stupid Flowers

Something I realized lately was I’m probably sending a lot of flower shop proprietors’ kids through college with the business I’m bringing them.
It’s not that I don’t give flowers to girls I’ve had relationships with in the past but lately, and this is probably because I’ve been screwing up a lot and giving my girlfriend [...]

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17 June 2008 ~ 19 Comments

Birth Control, Condom Dry Run

 There comes a time in a man’s life when he manages to stay in a relationship for more than three days, get sex semi-regularly and when thinking about birth control is actually necessitated.
I, ladies and gentlemen, am at that juncture in my life. 
As I see it, I currently have two options: 1) Make the girlfriend [...]

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06 June 2008 ~ 7 Comments

Gary wants to punish me

Okay, remember when I blogged about how I wanted to get a gym membership just because I liked the gym bag that comes with it? How about that short-lived diet I had going on?
Well, I think I’m finally getting my act together because recently, along with a couple of friends from the office , I [...]

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