Archive for June, 2008

Stupid Flowers

Something I realized lately was I’m probably sending a lot of flower shop proprietors’ kids through college with the business I’m bringing them. It’s not that I don’t give flowers to girls I’ve had relationships with in the past but lately, and this is probably because I’ve been screwing up a lot and giving my [...]

Birth Control, Condom Dry Run

 There comes a time in a man’s life when he manages to stay in a relationship for more than three days, get sex semi-regularly and when thinking about birth control is actually necessitated. I, ladies and gentlemen, am at that juncture in my life.  As I see it, I currently have two options: 1) Make [...]

Gary wants to punish me

Okay, remember when I blogged about how I wanted to get a gym membership just because I liked the gym bag that comes with it? How about that short-lived diet I had going on? Well, I think I’m finally getting my act together because recently, along with a couple of friends from the office , [...]