Twitter: [del.icio.us] Anxiety - Lightweight To-do Management http://anxietyapp.com/ 5 hrs ago

I hate your…

Posted on July 16, 2008 
Filed Under Uncategorized

Bedheads. I’m sure you’ve seen some of these people around. I mean seriously, you know these people were getting their lunch monies bullied out of them up until they were in high school and pretty much shunned by everyone in college.

But, all of a sudden they become the poster boys for Manila’s hip scene because they have this “look at my hair, it looks like I just woke up but guess what? It actually took me two hours to fix my hair. Oh and I am a web designer and I hate everything” haircuts and they wear skinny jeans and expensive sneakers.

Let’s back up a little here: Hasn’t “not trying too hard” always been one of the more important credos of being cool? Have you guys learned NOTHING?

Deodorants. As a man who sweats more than humans are physiologically built for, I am very critical of deodorants. I only use those heavy-duty, high-endurance sports sticks and I’m proud of it.

Let’s stay away from and leave those roll ons for sissies because, I, need the sticky white stuff clogging the pores in my pits and make sure that I’m dry all day long - Just fucking crust it up there like that.

I’ve never really understood roll ons. I have no idea why anyone would wear them and how this shit was given the green light to be marketed in the first place:

Roll on inventor: “I created a new deodorant product! It’s a thick, sticky fluid that when rolled on to an average man’s armpits, will make him feel hot, sweaty and uncomfortable. In addition to that, it isn’t as effective as the stick deodorants we currently have on our product line up, it makes stains on your shirt as soon as you put them on and has you stinking like a shoe after doing 5 minutes worth of anything phsyical. What do you think?”

Company CEO: Do it. And make sure you get Dingdong Dantes to market the shit out of it.

I don’t get it.


Comments

4 Responses to “I hate your…”

  1. Helga on July 16th, 2008 9:49 pm

    “Oh and I am a web designer and I hate everything”

    Obvs referring to Marco.

  2. Mikey on July 16th, 2008 10:33 pm

    Marco doesn’t have a bedhead. He has this mod shit going on or something like that

  3. Tj on July 17th, 2008 8:05 pm

    Is this CSJ? he does own a lot of skinny, skinny jeans. but he’s kalbo. hmmm.

  4. Hairstyles Watch on August 5th, 2008 2:26 pm

    I feel your pain. Since when was waking up in the morning fashionable?

Leave a Reply