Archive for February, 2009

Sup, Soap

Friends, I have a confession to make: for close to five days now, I have been coming in to work without taking a proper shower. Now, before you judge me, let me clarify: It’s not that I don’t shower shower, it’s just that recently, I’ve ran out of bath soap and I’ve pretty much exclusively [...]

Restroom McNinja Awesomery Month: The man who cannot hold it in

As we continue to celebrate Restroom McNinja Awesomery Month here at mikevillar.com [1][2], I would like to tell you this funny thing that happened to me last weekend. Also, I lied. there’s no such thing as Restroom McNinja Awesomery month. I just couldn’t think of a better intro. Let alone, a good segue from that [...]

Getting in the way of poop

I’ve been working in the office building I’m currently working in for almost three years now, and over that period of time, I have pretty much lifted the entire fog of war in the immediate neighborhood as far as restrooms I can comfortably take a crap in is concerned. So far, I have: The restroom [...]

The Ring of Soullessness

I would like to take a break from the madness that is planning a wedding happening less than a year from now by introducing a newly-coined term: The Ring of soullessness. This intangible artifact is awarded to and worn by someone who has exhibited an absolute lack of altruism and sympathy to someone who is [...]

Engagement Post-mortem: Lessons

Two weeks ago, if you haven’t heard already, I got engaged to my long-time best friend and girlfriend for almost two years, Maffy. What I can tell you right now is the euphoria one feels right after one gets engaged gets washed away just as quickly with the stress and pressures of wedding talks and [...]