Archive for June, 2009

Silver Linings

On Monday, Maffy (For those who just tuned in, Maffy’s my Fiancee. What, and you deserve a fiancee? Shut up then) and I celebrated our 2nd anniversary of being together. Being the quasi-romantic that I am, I went for the entire flowers, nice dinner, excessive flattery and showering and brushing my teeth deal. Now, while [...]

On Eastern European Models and my Three-headed Penis

About a week ago, I had this really peculiar erotic dream about this girl I used to have a crush on in Grade School. It was so strange and vivid that when I woke up, I had to fight off the urge to rummage through my old shit to find my grade school year book, [...]

Fresh Pickings

The first week of June usually marks the start of a period of extreme mental and emotional strain to me. Allow me to explain: In the Philippines, the first week of July is when classes start for a lot of schools nationwide. And, for someone like me who drives a good 56 Kilometers a day [...]