Archive | July, 2009

28 July 2009 ~ 9 Comments

Crackberry: The irresistable force paradox

I get this nagging feeling that my employer is trying to force me into a painful transition from slack daddy extraordinaire (and party boy emeritus) to a real employee, not just someone who manifests himself as an unreasonably high salary in monthly accounting ledgers; eats up the company’s bandwidth by downloading entire Gossip Girl episodes [...]

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19 July 2009 ~ 6 Comments

Roach: An inspiring story about overcoming your fear

My being agnostic eliminates a lot of “fears” I would’ve otherwise had had I been subscribed staunchly to a religious belief.
For one, I am pretty much free to engage in what people who have actual religions would consider debauchery since I am not concerned with losing morality points nor, much less, eternal damnation.
And, because I [...]

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09 July 2009 ~ 9 Comments

So a young girl saw my penis

There’s this bar in the Ortigas Home Depot complex that my colleagues from work and I frequent, the restrooms of which, taking into account my recent experiences, I’m starting to think is cursed(In a good way, if there’s such a thing). Let me explain.
A little backgrounder on that night: The reason why we wanted to [...]

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04 July 2009 ~ 1 Comment

Mike Villar: Bullshit Machine

Mike Villar: Bullshit Machine from Mike Villar on Vimeo.
My company’s CEO, armed with a video camera, ambushed me while I was dicking around on Facebook and asked me what I was working on.
Surprisingly unfazed and on my toes, my response was–arguably–the worst, most badly-delivered bullshit spat out by anyone who has ever lived.
Not my finest [...]

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