Archive | Anatomy of a Drunk Man

09 July 2009 ~ 9 Comments

So a young girl saw my penis

There’s this bar in the Ortigas Home Depot complex that my colleagues from work and I frequent, the restrooms of which, taking into account my recent experiences, I’m starting to think is cursed(In a good way, if there’s such a thing). Let me explain.
A little backgrounder on that night: The reason why we wanted to [...]

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24 June 2009 ~ 2 Comments

Silver Linings

On Monday, Maffy (For those who just tuned in, Maffy’s my Fiancee. What, and you deserve a fiancee? Shut up then) and I celebrated our 2nd anniversary of being together. Being the quasi-romantic that I am, I went for the entire flowers, nice dinner, excessive flattery and showering and brushing my teeth deal.
Now, while I’m [...]

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21 May 2009 ~ 0 Comments

California. Preparation. Drugs.

Three weeks ago, I woke up and decided to leave the minutiae of my boring everyday life and do something fun without much regard for anything aside from my sudden, inner impulse. So, I booked a flight to Los Angeles–My plan? I had none. I intended to be a transient speck of dust, going where [...]

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31 March 2009 ~ 5 Comments

The People You Meet In Drinking Parties (part 1 of 2)

Yesterday, I swung by a birthday party thrown for one of my high school buddies. Now, since most of the people I hung out with in high school were in attendance, and because of the diversity as far as the types of people who attend these things would go is astonishing, I had a field [...]

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20 February 2009 ~ 2 Comments

Restroom McNinja Awesomery Month: The man who cannot hold it in

As we continue to celebrate Restroom McNinja Awesomery Month here at mikevillar.com [1][2], I would like to tell you this funny thing that happened to me last weekend. Also, I lied. there’s no such thing as Restroom McNinja Awesomery month. I just couldn’t think of a better intro. Let alone, a good segue from that [...]

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