Archive for 'Anatomy of a Drunk Man'

Ugh! Kids nowadays!

Last week, I along with a couple of friends from the office went to this bar in the Ortigas Home Depot complex to de-stress and pop a few bottles. I’m not going to regale you with a colorful account of how we got a good buzz going, exchanged lame jokes about midgets and threw 80′s [...]

Vultures and balls.

Yesterday, my friend Garret invited me, three other guys and a girl to celebrate one of his recent purchases – A billiards table. Now, just so you have an idea as to what kind of neighborhood I live in, buying a billiards table is tantamount to buying a brand new car and is, of course, [...]

A lesson in humility

Have you ever had such a shitty week that when you lie in bed at night, you’re seriously toying with the idea of a drastic career change from a sedentary Internet Marketing executive into something more fulfilling like a guy who gives people herpes or someone who gets kicked in the balls for a living? [...]

Clubbing, self-loathing

So, I went “clubbing” (God, I hate that word) with some of the marketing managers and employees from work right? What can I say? well, the swanky, super exclusive club we went to somewhere in the fort area leaves a lot to be desired if you’re someone who has read even just one book in [...]

A post to appease my young readers’ parents. (Aka THE FUCK YOU post)

Okay, I received two separate emails in the last couple of months accusing me and this little site of adulating the merits of alcohol and drug abuse. God, some people just don’t get it. To set the record straight for my readers who are below 15 (And really if some of you are indeed below [...]