Archive for 'Anatomy of a Drunk Man'

Guess what, I think I suffered a mild stroke las–HOLY SHIT THAT GUY WAS SHOT IN THE THROAT!

Yesterday was one of those days I had to render 14 hours to accommodate a client call I had to make. Naturally, because of the extended work hours I had to render, I was famished by the time the clock hit ten o’clock. Of course, I did what any normal, 26 year-old, overweight, highly-stressed yuppie [...]

BoLOL Recap

First of all, let me go on record that writing about vacations is really not my favorite thing to do. This is largely because 1.) I don’t want to bore you guys to shit by writing daily play by plays like “On my first day in Bohol…On my second day in Bohol…On my third day [...]

Flashback: no daughters

The way I strain my myself by intrusively and troublingly thinking about marriage is well documented in this blog. I also wrote about my long-standing grudge with God, how I am disgusted at the thought of having kids one day and how he’d probably be a big power-tripping douchebag and probably give me five of [...]

BeerCast: Ang Show na Walang Katulad

What happens when you put 5 cases of San Miguel Beer, a group of alcoholic bloggers and a microphone together? Well: A lot of cussing. A lot of racist jokes. A lot of dicking around. Bim, having an emotional breakdown as he regales others with stories of his childhood replete with sexual abuse and incest. [...]

Quitting beer, top 5 lies, drunk

I’ve done something incredibly horrible over the past few weeks. I tried to stop drinking. Worse, I kept it a secret from you guys. I am not going to regale you with a dramatic story of triumph because the way I used italics several sentences back, It’s obvious that I’ve achieved nothing but utter failure [...]