Archive for 'Anatomy of a Drunk Man'

The Suckiest Blog Post In The World

Because I’m lazy and today, easily, is the busiest work day I’ve had the whole year (Read: Offline NBA Fantasy Draft! Huzzah!); I have nothing to offer you guys but a portmanteau post made up of one part depression and one part lust. Depression Most of the time, I’m really not sure of anything. I [...]

Taste Asia 2: Twice the inebriation, Twice the lust

The fact that “Mike Villar”, “Buffet” and “Free Beer” do not sit well has been well documented in the annals of this blog. I’m serious. So serious in fact, It’s not even funny. I mean it’s the same every time– I attend one of these events and I can’t believe that the food and alcohol [...]

My blogging routine. Also, beers.

Something you should know about me: I really cannot write shit in the morning or the afternoon. I write mostly at night and in fact, I as I write this, it’s 7:08pm on a Sunday. I find it nearly impossible if not totally impossible to get any sort of work involving my brain done during [...]

Quasi-Girlfriend: A Weekend in the life of a Rising Internet Star

After getting shitfaced Saturday and ending up in a hotel room naked with my quasi-girlfriend Helga (whom, if I remember correctly, was very limber while I was, if I remember correctly, very flaccid), and waking up inside my parked, unlocked car somewhere in Katipunan Sunday Morning after Helga and her friends tried to poison me [...]