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What Would Don Draper Do? – The Oatmeal

via theoatmeal.com This pretty much sums up how I solve ALL my problems. I mean if I were to edit this flowchart and replace “Peggy” with “My Wife” and “Pete Campbell” with “A dude named Carl” this would be spot on.

Seriously girls, this has to stop

I have spent a great deal of time observing young college girls. Before I was married (and before the court legally prohibited me to. As it turns out, “accidentally” looking at a girl through her bed room window is a criminal offense. Especially if it involves a tree and a pair of binoculars) doing so [...]

A farewell to a car, Cornetto, face babies

I’ve always believed that the purchase of his first car marks a significant milestone in a man’s life. Think about it. The entire thing means so much more than you acquiring a wheeled contraption that would transport you from point A to point B. It’s also a statement that the dust has settled and you survived [...]

Super Massive Timewarp

Listen, I don’t know exactly how it happened, but somehow, I think there’s some strange discontinuity and irregularity going on in the reality I move in. We’re talking weird, crazy ass Twilight zone-type shit here people. This morning, I woke up in a residential condo unit in the Pasig area next to a woman whom [...]

Taxi driver dude, wtf?

For the past 5 years or so, I’ve always driven myself to get around. On the average, I would say that I only take public transportation or cabs thrice a year. My stress levels, however, have gotten to a point where I strongly detest driving on account of me getting pissed off by other drivers [...]