I was going around my Twitter followers list looking to add some interesting users I might have skipped. This particular one caught my attention: Come on guys, just because I get aroused at funerals and cannot sustain an erection when having sex unless I hear the sweet muffled screams of the innocent doesn’t make me [...]
Last night, I had an open clash with my hereditary insomnia and it fucking pwned me. Big time. Now, my bouts of insomnia are nothing new to me but they’re usually nothing a couple of tablets of benzodiazepines cannot fix. Such was not the case last night. I went home after a productive day at [...]
After getting shitfaced Saturday and ending up in a hotel room naked with my quasi-girlfriend Helga (whom, if I remember correctly, was very limber while I was, if I remember correctly, very flaccid), and waking up inside my parked, unlocked car somewhere in Katipunan Sunday Morning after Helga and her friends tried to poison me [...]
There are a few things I can consider myself to be definitively good at: Yeah sure I am good at alienating my friends by playing with my scrotum in front of them and sure I am good at getting free sex from young girls suffering from Down Syndrome; but if there’s anything in the world [...]
I think I mentioned this in passing on my last post, but in case you don’t remember, it was my dad’s birthday last Sunday. I know I said I only got my dad a parrot-shaped lighter that makes bird sounds and lights up, but seeing that my friends, after reading my post, talked to and [...]
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