Archive for 'Faggotry'

A farewell to a car, Cornetto, face babies

I’ve always believed that the purchase of his first car marks a significant milestone in a man’s life. Think about it. The entire thing means so much more than you acquiring a wheeled contraption that would transport you from point A to point B. It’s also a statement that the dust has settled and you survived [...]

Super Massive Timewarp

Listen, I don’t know exactly how it happened, but somehow, I think there’s some strange discontinuity and irregularity going on in the reality I move in. We’re talking weird, crazy ass Twilight zone-type shit here people. This morning, I woke up in a residential condo unit in the Pasig area next to a woman whom [...]

Maid Love

It finally happened. Earlier this month, my family went ahead and hired a stay in maid. Now, this is not the first time that my household had a maid and there was actually a point in time when we had three. Five years ago though, after my parents retired, we had to cut some corners [...]

On Eastern European Models and my Three-headed Penis

About a week ago, I had this really peculiar erotic dream about this girl I used to have a crush on in Grade School. It was so strange and vivid that when I woke up, I had to fight off the urge to rummage through my old shit to find my grade school year book, [...]

Celebrities and Me: Eddie Garcia

Recently, I had lunch with the Fiancee at The Chocolate Kiss over at the University of the Phillippines’ Bahay ng Alumni. Coincidentally, there was a wedding reception being held at the main hall so, the area outside the restaurant was teeming with annoying wedding attendees who are straightening out their ties and making retarded jokes [...]