Archive for 'Faggotry'

Flu. Aftermath and Apologies

I’ve recently just gotten around to pulling up from a very bad case of flu that hit me before the weekend. I’m not totally well yet and, in fact, my head feels like a Fairview billiard hall on happy hour:  ten 9-ball matches being played by obstreperous construction workers replete with the drunken merriment that [...]

Restroom McNinja Awesomery Month: The man who cannot hold it in

As we continue to celebrate Restroom McNinja Awesomery Month here at mikevillar.com [1][2], I would like to tell you this funny thing that happened to me last weekend. Also, I lied. there’s no such thing as Restroom McNinja Awesomery month. I just couldn’t think of a better intro. Let alone, a good segue from that [...]

Engagement Post-mortem: Lessons

Two weeks ago, if you haven’t heard already, I got engaged to my long-time best friend and girlfriend for almost two years, Maffy. What I can tell you right now is the euphoria one feels right after one gets engaged gets washed away just as quickly with the stress and pressures of wedding talks and [...]

Engagement: A tale set in Manila and Liberia. Also Diamonds.

If I were to write about engagements around 4 years ago, I would’ve probably written it with my friend Kenneth’s engagement in mind. Kenneth was one of my best friends in college who proposed to his girlfriend about the time we were about to graduate from business school. Although Kenneth was one of my closest [...]

Taking Creepiness to a whole new level (aka a morning in the life of Mike Villar: Rising Internet Star)

Step One : Develop a borderline obsessive crush on a girl you absolutely have no shot of ever interacting with let alone, on a romantic level. You know? One of those “I shift uneasily on my seat whenever I see her on TV and sometimes my body even goes  to the extent of manifesting this [...]