Hello, Even though we have spoken many a time before and you get to see me at least 3 times a week, it has come to my attention that we haven’t been properly introduced. I am Mike Villar, Rising Internet Star, and I want to make lots of babies with you. You probably only know [...]
I was IM’ing with my Ex-girlfriend the other day and she had this to say about one of my posts: First of all, I call shenanigans on the dick size bit. I don’t think it’s possible for anyone to have a dick bigger than 4 inches. (But then again, I’m not exactly a dick expert [...]
I honestly can’t recall how many times something like this happened: INT. – Some house party I’d be too drunk to remember in the morning – 2AM Mike: [Swaying back and forth. Drunk.] So yeah, do you like want to make out and touch my bird right here? Or do you want to go somewhere [...]
I’ll keep this short. I am not one to throw around apologies much–mainly because, most of the time, I act like an extra large bag of douche and I am prone, especially as far as blogging would go, to terrible slips in etiquette and exercising discretion. I usually do NOT care about what other people [...]
For those of you who care to know, yours truly is a TESDA-accredited professional as far as sending drunken text messages/emails and making drunken phone calls to my long list of ex girlfriends and women who, in my opinion, wronged me one way or another is concerned. And since, admittedly, I have a drinking problem [...]
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