Archive for 'Failures'

Bitterness

For those of you who care to know, yours truly is a TESDA-accredited professional as far as sending drunken text messages/emails and making drunken phone calls to my long list of ex girlfriends and women who, in my opinion, wronged me one way or another is concerned. And since, admittedly, I have a drinking problem [...]

Tonsilitis, Insomnia and how pretty much everything’s fucked up

Last night, I had an open clash with my hereditary insomnia and it fucking pwned me. Big time. Now, my bouts of insomnia are nothing new to me but they’re usually nothing a couple of tablets of benzodiazepines cannot fix. Such was not the case last night. I went home after a productive day at [...]

Quasi-Girlfriend: A Weekend in the life of a Rising Internet Star

After getting shitfaced Saturday and ending up in a hotel room naked with my quasi-girlfriend Helga (whom, if I remember correctly, was very limber while I was, if I remember correctly, very flaccid), and waking up inside my parked, unlocked car somewhere in Katipunan Sunday Morning after Helga and her friends tried to poison me [...]

On Fine Dining

Thursday.  Marc, Riz, I and my company’s other department  heads went to Shangri-La Makati’s Shang Place to have dinner with our company’s CEO and the COO. Now a couple of things you should know about me: First, I don’t like fine dining and second I don’t like fine dining in a restaurant situated inside a [...]

Dudder’s Disney Birthday

I think I mentioned this in passing on my last post, but in case you don’t remember, it was my dad’s birthday last Sunday.  I know I said I only got my dad a parrot-shaped lighter that makes bird sounds and lights up, but seeing that my friends, after reading my post, talked to and [...]