Archive for 'The Man Blog'

Negative Thinking For Idiots

The second my girlfriend handed me a copy of a Blue Mountain book about Positive Thinking, I knew I had it–The crushing validation that I, Mike Villar, Rising Internet Star, am the world’s biggest pessimist. I know that my girlfriend has nothing but good intentions in wanting me to think more positively and frankly, I [...]

The Picking Up Women Series: STARBUCKS

Is your life a hellish vacuum? Are the milestones of your charmless, inhospitable existence limited only to mentally distressed nocturnal screams of heartache? Is your longing for female companionship so desperate that even cockroaches are creeped out by your excessive emotional obsession to finding a partner and proceed to call you “pervfuck” while you sleep? [...]

BeerCast: Ang Show na Walang Katulad

What happens when you put 5 cases of San Miguel Beer, a group of alcoholic bloggers and a microphone together? Well: A lot of cussing. A lot of racist jokes. A lot of dicking around. Bim, having an emotional breakdown as he regales others with stories of his childhood replete with sexual abuse and incest. [...]

How to be an Internet Elitist

Although I cannot claim to be a pioneer of what we call today as “The Internet Culture;” I’ve been online long enough to have a fairly good understanding of what internet denizens are like. I vaguely remember going online just to download Alicia Silverstone pictures on a 14.4 KBPS connection or logging in to ICQ [...]

An Open Letter of Apology to the Cast and Crew of Desperate Housewives

Dear cast and crew of Desperate Housewives, TV shows come and go. Every so often, there comes a point when the life of a television series starts to flicker and grow dim. Worse, there is always a putrid uncertainty that comes with wondering if our favorite TV shows will even return as networks, with an [...]