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So You’re De-Evolving

Do you find that your facial hair is starting to spread past your face? Are your knuckles a few inches closer to the ground than normal? Do you feel like you’re spending more and more time climbing trees and throwing feces at your friends? Well these are the classic signs of what is known as [...]

Rejected Filipino Dubs for Grey’s Anatomy

Originally published for The Man Blog Also see: Rejected Filipino Dubs for Heroes Rejected Filipino Dubs for 24 Rejected Dub 1:

I wanna stop being stupid!

I’m pretty sure I speak on everyone’s behalf when I say that anyone can get through life without even an iota of intelligence in them. Seriously, who needs intelligence? I mean no one even likes smart people anyway. Stephen Hawking? Sure he can talk about theoretical physics all he wants, but let’s see him take [...]

How to resist raping little kids

This article was originally written for The Man Blog. Because I am a big fan of rape–especially the rape of little kids, I will be tackling the very sensitive topic of child abuse today. Be warned that this can be a very funny or awkward thing to read depending on whether or not, like me, [...]

Taste Asia 2: Twice the inebriation, Twice the lust

The fact that “Mike Villar”, “Buffet” and “Free Beer” do not sit well has been well documented in the annals of this blog. I’m serious. So serious in fact, It’s not even funny. I mean it’s the same every time– I attend one of these events and I can’t believe that the food and alcohol [...]