Fan Art yay!

You may or may not know that the guys over at The Man Blog have been planning to get a T-shirt out for the longest time. Now, thanks to Midori’s orgasmawesometastic designs, we finally went ahead had the things printed and we’re supposed to get our hands on them this weekend! yay!

For dicks:

For Pussies:

 And really, we’ve been getting a lot of great design studies, but this is easily my favorite and I wouldn’t mind having this printed for the next batch:  Design courtesy of School Boy Project

I mean come on, it’s not like everyday that you get fan art. Also, having this printed on shirts would fulfill a lifelong dream: to be on everyone’s chests! (Boys’ or girls’! But mostly girls’) yay!

Anyway, if you have more suggestions as far as what we should consider for our next shirt design would go, hop over to this thread and let us know. We’re not promising you anything, but if you come up with a nice enough design, we just might buy you a beer. Or if you’re by any chance a hot chick designer and you play your cards right, there’s a good chance that we’ll brutally attack you with our genitals. That is all.

I need a hobby

I have assloads of thoughts going through my head right now. And by “thoughts”, I don’t mean my usual “I’m going to call a bunch of my friends so we can get high sniffing white board marker later tonight and kill a prostitute along Quezon Ave” thoughts but thoughts like “Hey fattie, you really need to straighten up your shit and start taking your life more seriously. Take a look at yourself, you’re 25 and you spend all your time working, getting messed up and making jokes inundated with racism and inappropriate, sexual content and posting them on the internet. What the hell kind of sad life is that?”

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve always thought of the life I live at the moment to be pretty fucking awesome but since I popped these yellow pills I bought behind the town church this morning, I am seriously entertaining and considering these thoughts.

Now why am I even telling you this? Well, so I can go on record as to say that I am about to make one of the worst decisions I’ve ever made in my life–I am about to purchase a new gym membership. I know this doesn’t make any financial sense since I already have a gym membership somewhere else but because I am a very depressed, lonely man ensconced in a chair in front of a computer everyday, I thought it to be a good idea to do so while browsing the gym’s website and seeing tons of pictures of sweaty, physically fit people seemingly having lots of fun working out.

I have no idea what I hope to accomplish with this move, besides making myself even more miserable and insecure. Actually, that AND it’ll cost me 3,000 pesos a month; which will go to my high-interest credit card’s monthly bill.

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A little something for everyone who got a new iPhone this iDay!

With every other A-lister raving about the iPhone, I can’t help but feel happy for everyone who got themselves a unit. I mean come on, these people deserve some credit as they went through hell, with some even camping out Apple stores days before launch, just to be one of the first to own Apple’s newest, much anticipated product.

So here’s a little something for all of you lucky, proud new owners of an iPhone:

Seriously.

How to: Free up Disk Space on your Mac by removing retarded non-English languages with Monolingual

As a recent Mac convert, I’ve been all about optimizing my sexy 2.0Ghz Core 2 Duo Macbook into a machine of pure molten productivity. I’ve been doing a good job at it too if I do say so myself. (In fact my work productivity exhibited a marked improvement since I got my Mac. For instance, I now only spend 3 hours at work making personal phone calls and dicking around internet forums from my usual 5.Also, I now only steal an average of 2 reams of bond paper a month from my usual 5)

Anyway, my biggest gripe with my Macbook is its limited hard disk space. Now, for most people, 80GB of disk space is more than enough but if you’re anything like me, you’d have gigabytes and gigabytes worth of bestiality, bondage and clown porn so 80GB would be nowhere enough. I stumbled upon a nifty little app called Monolingual which strips out language localizations you never use on your Mac.

You see, Apple is very considerations in installing language localization packs for a LOT of languages. This way, whether you work in English, German or Afrikaans, you can use your machine.

However, I do not work in Afrikaans so this particular localization is pretty useless to me.And face it, chances are you’re not going to learn any new languages in the near future (the last time I actually tried to learn a new language was 2 years ago. I tried to learn French to impress ladies–you know so I could say to them “Listen to the elegant language I speak, look at how cultured I am. I belong to a rich country like Monaco while you, obviously, belong in the slums of Tondo. Come now, make haste, suck my bird.”) let alone be fluent enough in them to want a localization pack for it on your computer.

The interface is pretty straight-forward to, just check the retarded languages you want to remove from your system and click the “remove” button and you’re done. When I ran monolingual on my machine, I ended up freeing up 125MB of hard disk space–space which would be put to better use by downloading more interracial porn for my collection.

Download Monolingual via SourceForge.

LazyCast Episode 3- Relationship Lifecycle

In this episode, I talk about my version of a relationship lifecycle:

• The Taste Test Stage
• Bargaining
• Commitment
• Settling down, institutionalization