08 September 2009 ~ 8 Comments

Two things that could ruin my wedding

From what I have observed in myself over the course of me proposing to my girlfriend to now, there are two potentially devastating things about me that could turn my wedding, which is a mere three months away, into one gigantic clusterfuck.
Let me explain: preparing for a wedding isn’t exactly cheap–to put things into perspective, [...]

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20 February 2009 ~ 2 Comments

Restroom McNinja Awesomery Month: The man who cannot hold it in

As we continue to celebrate Restroom McNinja Awesomery Month here at mikevillar.com [1][2], I would like to tell you this funny thing that happened to me last weekend. Also, I lied. there’s no such thing as Restroom McNinja Awesomery month. I just couldn’t think of a better intro. Let alone, a good segue from that [...]

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30 December 2008 ~ 38 Comments

Nostradamus said 2009 will be a year of MEGA FAIL.

I am going to say this with as much exultation and relief as it’s possible to contain in words–It’s over. The pother, the binge eating/drinking, the traffic and cramming for presents to buy; all of it is over.

Now aside from New Year’s eve, I pretty much have nothing else left to look forward to besides, [...]

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11 November 2008 ~ 18 Comments

A lesson in humility

Have you ever had such a shitty week that when you lie in bed at night, you’re seriously toying with the idea of a drastic career change from a sedentary Internet Marketing executive into something more fulfilling like a guy who gives people herpes or someone who gets kicked in the balls for a living?
How [...]

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