08 September 2009 ~ 10 Comments

Two things that could ruin my wedding

From what I have observed in myself over the course of me proposing to my girlfriend to now, there are two potentially devastating things about me that could turn my wedding, which is a mere three months away, into one gigantic clusterfuck.
Let me explain: preparing for a wedding isn’t exactly cheap–to put things into perspective, [...]

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09 July 2009 ~ 14 Comments

So a young girl saw my penis

There’s this bar in the Ortigas Home Depot complex that my colleagues from work and I frequent, the restrooms of which, taking into account my recent experiences, I’m starting to think is cursed(In a good way, if there’s such a thing). Let me explain.
A little backgrounder on that night: The reason why we wanted to [...]

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09 December 2008 ~ 8 Comments

Vultures and balls.

Yesterday, my friend Garret invited me, three other guys and a girl to celebrate one of his recent purchases – A billiards table. Now, just so you have an idea as to what kind of neighborhood I live in, buying a billiards table is tantamount to buying a brand new car and is, of course, [...]

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11 November 2008 ~ 18 Comments

A lesson in humility

Have you ever had such a shitty week that when you lie in bed at night, you’re seriously toying with the idea of a drastic career change from a sedentary Internet Marketing executive into something more fulfilling like a guy who gives people herpes or someone who gets kicked in the balls for a living?
How [...]

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