Tag Archives: humor

Rash

If you look closely at the blog posts I’ve been spewing out lately, you’ll notice that there they have been written around a central, recurring theme: Positivity. (Well not really. I did write about Roach: An Inspiring story about overcoming your fear but that’s pretty much it. I just wanted to throw the bit about [...]

Congratulations America, YOU’RE A DICK!

I’ve always had this carping feeling that America doesn’t like me much. A perfect example would be the time I landed in LAX a couple of weeks ago: After a monster 12-hour flight from Manila to Los Angeles–a flight that left me, surprisingly, tired, sleepless and high as a kite because of the tranquilizer tablets [...]

California. Preparation. Drugs.

Three weeks ago, I woke up and decided to leave the minutiae of my boring everyday life and do something fun without much regard for anything aside from my sudden, inner impulse. So, I booked a flight to Los Angeles–My plan? I had none. I intended to be a transient speck of dust, going where [...]

ANOTHER blog post from the future

October 23, 2009 Sonoma County Jail Dear Ryan, First of all, I want to greet you happy birthday. It’s been three months since the state of California deemed me to be an “Illegal Immigrant.” Now, I am no expert when it comes to anything that has to do with the law, let alone international law [...]

The Corporate Buzzword Extravaganza

If there’s anything else besides, of course, getting paid that people love to get from their jobs it has to be the feeling of being important. I’ve been out of college and working for six years now and, since then, have clawed my way up this tiny, comfortable spot in the corporate ladder. Anyway, through [...]