Tag Archives: Marketing

Jan200906

Mikey

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When I finally put up my own company…(A message to IT Administrators everywhere)

My workforce would be comprised purely of humanoid robots. Specifically those that resemble a female human with 36c breasts and blond hair capable of performing fellatio and maybe a bit of sexy dancing. These robots would be productive 100% all the time–I will mandate that each and every one of them are to log in [...]

Sep200811

Mikey

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Semcon 2008, sorry.

Friends, I have a confession to make: There is a huge disparity between the life I chronicle in this great blog and the real life I live. You see, in this blog, you read about an overweight 26-year-old man who has a menagerie of mental and emotional dysfunctions that range from anxiety to borderline psychosis–conditions [...]