Tag Archives: pills

California. Preparation. Drugs.

Three weeks ago, I woke up and decided to leave the minutiae of my boring everyday life and do something fun without much regard for anything aside from my sudden, inner impulse. So, I booked a flight to Los Angeles–My plan? I had none. I intended to be a transient speck of dust, going where [...]

Nostradamus said 2009 will be a year of MEGA FAIL.

I am going to say this with as much exultation and relief as it’s possible to contain in words–It’s over. The pother, the binge eating/drinking, the traffic and cramming for presents to buy; all of it is over. Now aside from New Year’s eve, I pretty much have nothing else left to look forward to [...]

Birth Control, Condom Dry Run

 There comes a time in a man’s life when he manages to stay in a relationship for more than three days, get sex semi-regularly and when thinking about birth control is actually necessitated. I, ladies and gentlemen, am at that juncture in my life.  As I see it, I currently have two options: 1) Make [...]