Three weeks ago, I woke up and decided to leave the minutiae of my boring everyday life and do something fun without much regard for anything aside from my sudden, inner impulse. So, I booked a flight to Los Angeles–My plan? I had none. I intended to be a transient speck of dust, going where [...]
October 23, 2009
Sonoma County Jail
Dear Ryan,
First of all, I want to greet you happy birthday. It’s been three months since the state of California deemed me to be an “Illegal Immigrant.” Now, I am no expert when it comes to anything that has to do with the law, let alone international law but I have [...]
April 13, 2009
US Embassy Consul: So, [reading the name on my US Visa Application] Mike [pauses, for effect] “Fucking” Villar. I see here that you are supposed to depart for California on the 21st; that’s–[checks calendar]–barely over a week from now. Are you aware that most people who need a US Visa usually apply for [...]
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