From what I have observed in myself over the course of me proposing to my girlfriend to now, there are two potentially devastating things about me that could turn my wedding, which is a mere three months away, into one gigantic clusterfuck.
Let me explain: preparing for a wedding isn’t exactly cheap–to put things into perspective, [...]
I get this nagging feeling that my employer is trying to force me into a painful transition from slack daddy extraordinaire (and party boy emeritus) to a real employee, not just someone who manifests himself as an unreasonably high salary in monthly accounting ledgers; eats up the company’s bandwidth by downloading entire Gossip Girl episodes [...]
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My company’s CEO, armed with a video camera, ambushed me while I was dicking around on Facebook and asked me what I was working on.
Surprisingly unfazed and on my toes, my response was–arguably–the worst, most badly-delivered bullshit spat out by anyone who has ever lived.
Not my finest [...]
If there’s anything else besides, of course, getting paid that people love to get from their jobs it has to be the feeling of being important. I’ve been out of college and working for six years now and, since then, have clawed my way up this tiny, comfortable spot in the corporate ladder.
Anyway, through my [...]
I’ve been working in the office building I’m currently working in for almost three years now, and over that period of time, I have pretty much lifted the entire fog of war in the immediate neighborhood as far as restrooms I can comfortably take a crap in is concerned. So far, I have:
The restroom in [...]
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